i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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