I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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