Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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