Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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