ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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