you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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