five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
FUCK WHALES
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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