im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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