i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
this will be a night to untag.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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