How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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