how can u be prego again
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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