If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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