So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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