There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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