Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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