I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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