can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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