I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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