Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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