Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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