Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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