Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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