best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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