yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
it was like eating out sand paper
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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