great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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