After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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