Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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