I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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