More tranny stories later!
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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