they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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