were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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