Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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