im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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