How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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