I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You don't make any sense
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