hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
