I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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