He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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