I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
