Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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