So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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