I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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