You're a womanizer and a bitch.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
where does the pee come out of this thing
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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