i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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