Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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