If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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