TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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