Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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