i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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