so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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