Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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